The Boriquas language - or better said special expressions in Spanish from Puerto Rico

When you come to Puerto Rico,the first things which hits you,if you are as well spanish speaker, the sweetness how the people speak spanish and how many slang or too different expressions from the orinal castellano they are using  (as I always get impressed by this when I come to some other spanish speaking country or portuguese speaking country,how the language differs and how people doesn't understeand the original castellano - comming from spain).

Here I picked up some words which stayed in my mind and you can hear it every day being here in Puerto Rico,it's very probable that I forgot a lot of them or I just take them as natural as one can do after being here almost 2 months ;)

Boriqua Spanish	Castellano Spanish	English	Notes
Chamaco	Chico, Muchacho	The boy	Viste ese chamaco ai el la calle?
Jeba	Mujer	Woman/Girl	Siempre consigo alguna jeva. I always get laid somehow.  (I heard it actually a lot in  the island of Vieques,where  is used for any woman)
Conseguir una Jeba	Liarse	Get Laid	Explained on a frase above
Pon	Viajar a dedo	Ride	Conseguir un pon - Find someone who will give you a ride.
Pedir el pon	Viajar a dedo	Hitchhike	Me da un pon? - Can I go with you?
Habichuelas	Aluvias/frijoles	Beans	Aroz con habichuelas - tipical supplement of puertorican food
Lechon	Chancho/Cerdo asado	Roasted pig	One of tipical foods in Puerto Rico
Guagua/carro	Coche	Car	Cojo mi guagua y vengo recogerte - I will take my car and come to pick  you up.
Pato	Marica	Gay man	Es un pato - He is a gay
Puñeta!	Hostia!	Damn it!
Chavos/Pesos	Dolares	Dolars	Cuesta cinco chavos.  - It costs 5 dolars
Pillo	Ladron	Robber/pickpocket	This word could be used for someone who is as well trying to cheat people for money. - Es un pillo
Papo/Pana	Tio	Mate/Pal	El es muy panita mia - He is my good friend
Tostones		Small Platano Pancakes	Another tipical caribbean food suplement to main dish
Guineos	Bananas	Sweet Bananas	If you are here in Puerto Rico I definitelty recommend to try the baby guineos :)
China	Naranja	Orange	Jugo de China = Zumo de Naranja = Orange juice (Do not confuse China from Spain - which means Marihuana)
Nítido	De puta madre	Great
Bocina		Speaker	Esa Bocina es Nítida! - This speaker is Great!
Bregar	Tratar	Deal with	Todo el dia estaba bregando con mi carro. - He was trying to fix my car all day long.
Hangear	Salir/Liarse	Hang around/Have fun	Ayer hangeamos por la noche con ella  - We went out with her yesterday night
Snorklear		Snorkeling	Another word which comes from  english using just the spanish ending
Chabaletas	Aletas	Flippers	Flippers/Fins for snorkeling
Trastes	Platos	Dishes	Quien dejo los trastes sucios? Who didn't clean up the dishes?
Chota	Soplón	Snitch	Ella es muy chota - She is picking nose in everything
Garage	Gasolinera	Petrol Station
Mai	Madre	Mother	I would guess that this is something like the rest after some Portuguese who lived on island
Pai	Padre	Father	I would guess that this  is something like the rest after some Portuguese who lived on island
De veras?	De verdad?	Really?	They always ask it with big surprise and affection :)
Ya mismo	En un rato	In a while	Well - it means translated exactly - right now,but it means in a while
Mazeta	Tacaño	Mean	El es un mazeta,el no te va ayudar.  - He is very mean,he won't help you
Zafacón	Basura	Trash Can	Botalo al zafacón! Throw it to the bin!
Minoco	Cosa	Thing	They use this word if they  don't know what is the name of the word. Que es ese minoco? What's that thing?
Trigueño	Negro	Tanned/Black African color of the skin	Su novio es trigueño.  Her boyfriend is black.
Chapucero			The person who does the work of low quality,or as well cheats in bussiness
Embustero/Paquetero	Mentiroso	Liar	Es un embustero. He is trying to cheat people.
Frisa	Sabana	Sheet/Cover/Blanket	Trigamos una frisa con nosotros a la playa - Let's take some blanket to the beach.
A la orden (olden)	De nada	You are welcome	It's a response when you thank to  someone. Gracias - A la orden ;)
Revolú	Lio	Mess	Es un Revolú grande. It's a big mess
Virar	Girar	To turn	Vira aqui a la izquierda. Turn here to the left.
Guiar	Conducir	To drive	El guia mal. He drives really bad.
Enfogonado	Enfadado	Being angry	Estoy bien enfogonado en ella. I am very angry with her.
Abanico	Ventilador	Fan	The word Abanico in Spanish from Spain it's used in general for the fan you have in the hand,like have the Framenco dancers. Here in Puerto Rico abanico are all the airconditioning ventilators and fans.
De cachete	Gratis	For free
Yerna	Nuera	The daughter-in law
Preñada/Estar en cinta	Embarazada	Pregnant	Esta en cinta ya segunda vez. She is already second time pregnant.
Pa donde cogió?	Donde fue?	Where did he go?	Pa donde cogió Carmelito? Where did Carmelito go?
Dar una pela	Pegar alguien	To hit someone	Me dió una pela. He hit me!
Cantazo	Golpe	Hit	Me dió un cantazo. I hit myself.
Mantecado	Helado	Ice-cream
Marquesina	garage	Parking place
Chocha	Coño	Vagina	Chupa me el bicho - Suck my dick
Pelao		Being Broke	Toy Pelao - I don't have any money
Bicho	Polla	Dick	Chupa me el bicho - Suck my dick
Perico	Farlopa	Cocaine	Fue preso federal por vender perico. I was in federal prison for dealing with cocaine
Tostao	Loco	Crazy	Ta tostao - He is crazy

And here are some videos for you to practice and hear it real:

Rules how to speak with good Boriqua accent :)
1. In Puerto Rico they don't say almost never the R, so for example when you have the verbes, as every spanish word in infinitive ends up in R - Bailar,
Termination of all the verbs in spanish or anything which would haveAl al al Bailal,hangeal, Peldon, Pol favol

2. They don't pronounce much the letter S either - so for example in the word Espejo (mirror) - they would say Ehpeho. But still you have respirated h. When you compare it with people from Dominican Republic they just simply omit it.

3. They don't pronouce much the termination ado - like terminado,limpiado (finished,cleaned) - they just shorten it to ao - terminao, limpiao

These 2 rules sounds bit like if these islands were colonised by people from Andalusia - where they simply don't pronounce these things either.

4. There is no problem over here with word Coger - to catch - as in many others latin american countries where it means to f..ck, so don't worry,here in Puerto Rico you can coger whatever you want ;)

5. Speak with afection and like half singing, making the vowels to sound longer (it could be different silab - this u have to listen to get to it). Daale maami :)Pero entooonce?

6. End every phrase with ai papi - if u are talking to man,or Ai mami/ai mi amol - if u are talking to woman with enough affection and you could be considerate real boriqua ;)

7. Many times they use after every statement which would need some afirmation question - Oiste? (Did you hear?) or Aham (after any question or statement you made). You will notice this quite a lot.

7. At the end I would like to say after being a bit while out of Puerto Rico and getting to know a lot of people from Dominican Republic, los boriquas speak much slower than dominicans,maybe that would be one of the things to recognize the accents from these 2 islands.

P.S. IMPORTANT: This is for sure not the list of every special boriqua word - as there are so many, as in every variation of Spanish in every Spanish speaking world,but these are which you would hear mostly and these are some which stayed in my mind while writing this article. I hope you enjoyed it ;)

To see more boriqua word and exceptions :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Puerto_Rican_slang_words_and_phrases
http://www.proz.com/?sp=mt&eid_s=16813&glossary=10498&nresults=62&float=y&mt_term=&start=0
And many others :) I am sure that if you look for them  google will help you to find them ;)

How to hitchhike from San Juan direction to Fajardo

I have been hitchhiking here just on the junction to the airport and I have seen some buses comming around,so for sure you could get to the junction which leads to the airport by bus or any public transport.

And even there is several gasstations on the Calle Celestial which is diagonal with PR23 - Interstate PR3 - called as well Experso which leads to Carolina.

You can find as well several gasstations on this road,where people stops to get the petrol,only thing is tha n  in Puerto Rico people get quite suspicious and many time would refuse to talk to you if you are on 

gasstation. They get pulled up the windows or just close the door and run away (happened to me several times in aread which haven't been considered for dangerous,what area Metropolitana - means San Juan and the subburbs and satelite cities are considered to be quite disturbing places.

Explanation: Once we went with a car to Salinas to check some boats and we had to get some petrol and there was guy who approached our car - obviously drug addict asking for a ride. In many places of PR, just the people with financial problems - especially drug addicts,alcoholics,robbers etc approach to get something or to do them something as being poor and not having a car could be considered for a crime (or not having someone who can just drive you whereever you need). So I would rather on your place prefer hitchhiking with your thumb up on the main road let people pick you up by their own will and that you are not scaring them directly.

At the spot where I was hitchhiking the cars were going quite slow and I got a ride in about 20 minutes with my huge backpack and everything. Not bad for Metropolitan area and Expresso itself which is considered to be boriquas highway.

You would have to get to Expreso Loiza somehow :)

Can I dive if I can't swim? Can I dive if I am on the wheelchair?

I know that I haven't been writing for a while - it has been conected with the reality that I moved myself to other islands in Caribbean to finish my diving certification and as it was quite difficilt to do it in Puerto Rico - epsecially because of organizational level and many other things,I have decided for British Virgen Islands.

And now how I came to these questions. I am making my divemaster with a school named BVI Blue Water Divers. There you can find very laid back atmosphere and the people are from all around the world,with high consciousness and awareness of the nature.

Yesterday when I came for my diving - I am helping as well in the shop to get some dives extra with my course,we got a group of tourists who were from Libanon living in Canada. There were 3 people and especially one lady from teh group looked very concenrned - it somehow dropped from her that she is not a good swimmer. So we tried to calm her down that it shouldn't be any problem though.
When we got to the diving spot on Norman Island - they were going first time to the water - so they needed to learn at least some basic skills.Before taking them to the shallow water the lady wanted to go to the water, so we gave her something to float on, she was scared to death,then it came out to the surface that she can't actually swim at all and that she has panick fear of the water.
In that moment you ask yourself - why do you buy a lesson of diving when you have deadly panick of water?
Nevermind. We got to the shallow water and the istructor Nicol - local belonger from BVI,with origins from Italy took them to very shallow water where they could stand up and try everything slowly and nicely.
The lady was catching panick every in a while. Being scared that if she drinks a bit of water from a sea that it would make her sick,being scared of having salty hair,being scared of every fish,absolute panick state,getting panicked for any kind of reason. It took Nicole in about one hour - till she learned to breathe trough regulator, till she was capable of getting down to sit on the bottom in the sand and breathe. She tried to teach her some more skills like cleaning the mask underwater,but the panicked lady wasn't able to do it after all.

When we got to other site,to the coral reef to perform the real dive,the lady felt much more confortable,more stable than when entering the boat. She actually felt very happy to manage what she managed on the first lesson - getting from dept 0 to 5 meters,without getting to the surface as she was a rocket.
This dive should be about 17 meters. So said - not that deep :)
I went down to hook up the boat to the base of the buoy and came up. We got J - the first of the to the bottom. Husband of the lady and I had to wait with him there,what I was doing,then came down Ahmed and then Nicole managed to get slowly the lady down. In some points all the dive looked like a theatre,where people were running here,others taking pictures,getting scared of fish,reef,crabs etc. Lady got panicked in about every 2 minutes of the dive,making huge eyes and that she would ascend to the surface. So we decided to calm her down and Nicole took her under the arm and we made small round around the reef.
Amazingly,she calmed down completely and we started to enjoy the dive. When we finished - everybody of them was so happy and the lady stayed floating hanging the rope with the biggest smile on the face from all of them. She managed. She managed to dive without even knowing how to swim :)
And she made a promise to herslef that she will come down to the beautiful underworld again.

Now,why I am actually writing this story, it's because I think you can do whatever you desire to do,even though that you are handicaped or not knowing the basics of what should be the prerequisits of something.
Today I bumpted to one amazing video,which made me write this down - about the lady who is diving on her wheelchair :) And that's as well the answer on another question in the caption of this article!

YES! YOU CAN!

So,don't feet too fat,too slow, too unknowing, too skilless,too scared and panicked! Everything is just a question of will,patience, good guidance, creativity and understeanding.

 COME DIVING !